I don't believe in titles.

Yo peeps!

I have spent the last hour going through the Barnes and Noble website and now, know the name + author of every single book written for teens. Ever.

'Tis true.

I found some quite interesting novels which yes, I will illegally download from the internet.

I know, I know. Its legal. Someone worked hard for it. Blah blah blah. Yada yada yada.

But. I have good reason. 

I do, really. I just don't want to bore you guys with that long long reason.

Really.

Have I mentioned I have C.S.D. ?

Compulsive singing disorder. Were you born yesterday? 

All I do is sing all day. Sing sing sing. 

'coz- 

a) I like. 

b) It annoys my brother. 

 If you don't like to sing you need a check up from the neck up.

I was recently IMing this guy who stopped replying. I like to think that he got intimidated by my superior intelligence. High school guys are totally aflabajabawickiewoo in the head, if you know what I mean. 

Speaking of high school, the teachers. Some of them are so cool. But some, its like they have an anal dwelling butt monkey.

Continuing. I found this website which has some really cool stuff. Like:

Supposedly true signs from around the world:

In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing, please not to read notice.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Thats all folks.

Signing off,

The boy (read girl) who lived.